My Good News

Golf ball by the flag

Once upon a time, a father took his son and an orphan golfing. When they got to the course, the father said to the orphan, “I will adopt you if you can make a hole in one here. Otherwise, I will drown you in the water trap.”

Now, the hole was 50,000 feet away across a water trap, and the orphan wasn’t a strong golfer. So the man’s son, who was an expert golfer, said, “Father, let me do it.” The father agreed.

The son, a mix of Tiger Woods, Happy Gilmore, and Hercules, gripped his golf club and swung with all his might. The golf ball took wings and soared across the water trap and plopped into the hole.

“Do you accept what my son has done for you?” asked the father.

“Golly, do I ever!” said the orphan. And the father adopted him.


“The cross is not about how good I am; it’s about how good Jesus is, and how bad I am.”
-Mark Driscoll

I grew up around the gospel (Greek for “Good News”). I thought the good news was good only in light of the bad news – the bad news that at the deepest level, we were all wicked sinners bound for hellfire and damnation, that we were not and never could be good enough for God unless Jesus died in our place.

The good news, that we can make it with Jesus, is only good news when accompanied by the awful news that God demands something of us which we were never capable of doing.

The good news that God was going to let us off the hook for our sin was good news only when accompanied by the horrible news that God was a perfectionistic demanding parent with impossible standards and grotesque punishments for failing to meet them.

Many Christians would say that God is like my dad when I cleaned my room. No matter how carefully I cleaned, I never could get it clean enough for his inspection, and he spanked us for not cleaning our rooms properly. Some nights, after tears and frustration and lots of work, he would say, “I guess I can let it slide by.” The work I did was never good enough, but eventually he “graciously” let me off the hook for it.

Many modern Christians seem to want to have their cake and eat it too. They say, “God has an impossible standard, but we should keep trying to meet it now that God has let us off the hook for it, and we should do that because we love God.

Or they treat missing the mark like a 50,000-yard golf stroke over a water hazard. Jesus landed the ball on the green right next to the hole. We could never have pleased God on our own, but Jesus got us close enough that we could pull it off.

Some Christians might be offended by that analogy and say, “No, the standard is impossible, and saying that Jesus got us close but we have to get the rest of the way is heresy. Jesus got us all the way into God’s good graces. And this is wrong, too, I think, not because it goes too far, but because it doesn’t go far enough.

My good news is that I am good enough for God, because God made me, and God don’t make no junk.

My good news is that God loves me the way that I am.

My good news is that I’m not so wicked and deplorable to God that Jesus had to die so God could forgive me.

My good news is that I don’t have to follow a list of crazy rules in the Bible for God to be pleased with me or like me.

My good news is that God doesn’t let me “slide by” on account of Jesus’ sacrifice.

My good news is that the bad news is bad enough already and that God doesn’t have any more.

My good news is that there’s already enough bad news in the world; God doesn’t need to pile more on it to create good news.

I may defend this later, because I can see plenty of angles from which to attack it, but for now I think it’s enough to say it.

David M Schell About David M Schell
I am a doubter and a believer. I have a Master's in Divinity from Pittsburgh Theological Seminary, but because faith grows and changes, I don't necessarily stand by everything I've ever written, so if you see something troubling further back, please ask! Read More.

Author: David M Schell

I am a doubter and a believer. I have a Master's in Divinity from Pittsburgh Theological Seminary, but because faith grows and changes, I don't necessarily stand by everything I've ever written, so if you see something troubling further back, please ask! Read More.

3 thoughts on “My Good News”

  1. So you’re defending those last statements, right? I’m curious about the exegesis.

    To say that we are totally depraved is an overstatement. We can do good things — but none of these good things can matter for the sake of salvation. They are at best natural goods, not the supernatural goods of the saved.

    On the other hand, to say that we cannot of ourselves accomplish salvation, and to say that we cannot contribute anything to the first moment of salvation, is merely orthodoxy. After this first moment of salvation, it is a kind of cooperation.

    The good news is at root a kind of resurrection. You can even call it the resurrection principle — forgiveness really does take effect, and sins really are forgiven and removed, in the plan of salvation. We are not dung heaps covered in snow, to use that famous phrase. However, neither is it the case that we cannot lose our salvation. This life is basically an issue of perseverance and sanctification, the continuing taming of disordered desire. After initial justification, and by the grace of God, efforts really do heal us.

    I dunno if this helps.

    1. At the moment I’m not so much defending those statements as making them.

      I agree with your second and third paragraphs, I think. I appreciate the “We are not dung heaps covered in snow” comment. I think it’s quite good. Gosh if I weren’t so committed to being Protestant lol.

      I’m not sure I agree about the “losing our salvation” bit because I would push back on the “our” part of the statement. Is salvation something that we possess?

      I like most of that comment and agree with most of it.

      At least I think I do 😉

      1. Salvation is a state of being, given and lived in this life. It is lost and sometimes regained in this life. If we die without this state of being, we are in Hell. If, on the other hand, we die in this state of being, we die in communion with God. This continues after death, and it purified and glorified and called Heaven.

        If we persevere to the end, we have “the grace of final perseverance” and go to Heaven. This is what people usually mean when they say saved; Protestant circles tend to use it more in a present tense. Final perseverance cannot, be definition, be lost.

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