Category: Funny Things
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The Dictionary of Evangelical
Dear friends, A while back I shared some of my favorite passages from The Book of Evangelical. Well, funny story: I was at a yard sale last weekend and happened upon a rare copy of The Dictionary of Evangelical. Naturally, I snatched it up. I had to share. -David
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The Six Christian Songs
In 1996, Rich Mullins described the current trends in worship as “Shallow, mindless, stupid, and perfectly harmless, at best.” It’s gotten worse since then. I had a chat with our pastor yesterday when I realized that there are really only five Christian songs being written anymore. Seriously. Five. Then I started crunching the numbers and getting rid of…
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Free movie tickets!
In which Kristen and I try to get free movie tickets in exchange for test driving a car. When Kristen and I opened our new credit union account, we noticed a coupon for two free movie tickets if you test drive a new car at any of the dealerships on a list. Now, Monsters University…
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Buying a Couch
I knew when I took out the trash this morning that today was going to be the day that we bought a couch. I could sense it. I just had no idea how difficult that would be. 2:11 I get a text from the guy who was selling it. Kristen and I had both agreed…
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man
This morning Ree left the office with a headache. She left me a list of things to buy at Lowe’s. So I asked Andrew to come with me, and we took a maintenance truck down to Lowe’s. It was a very manly truck. It was very dirty, filled with random tools (which were also dirty)…
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Professor Optimism Quiz
NEW ENTRIES! Scroll down to Edit March 22, 2011 for Goetz, Welker, Eilers, Lynch, Michelson, Clifton, Dekker, Hartle, and Ballinger! Note: The following is NOT a transcript of actual interviews. It is a caricature of a few of my professors. Add your own to the end 🙂 Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Professor Latino,…