Category: Funny Things

  • The Dictionary of Evangelical

    Dear friends, A while back I shared some of my favorite passages from The Book of Evangelical. Well, funny story: I was at a yard sale last weekend and happened upon a rare copy of The Dictionary of Evangelical. Naturally, I snatched it up. I had to share. -David

  • The Six Christian Songs

    The Six Christian Songs

    In 1996, Rich Mullins described the current trends in worship as “Shallow, mindless, stupid, and perfectly harmless, at best.” It’s gotten worse since then. I had a chat with our pastor yesterday when I realized that there are really only five Christian songs being written anymore. Seriously. Five. Then I started crunching the numbers and getting rid of…

  • Free movie tickets!

    In which Kristen and I try to get free movie tickets in exchange for test driving a car. When Kristen and I opened our new credit union account, we noticed a coupon for two free movie tickets if you test drive a new car at any of the dealerships on a list. Now, Monsters University…

  • Buying a Couch

    I knew when I took out the trash this morning that today was going to be the day that we bought a couch. I could sense it. I just had no idea how difficult that would be. 2:11 I get a text from the guy who was selling it. Kristen and I had both agreed…

  • man

    This morning Ree left the office with a headache. She left me a list of things to buy at Lowe’s. So I asked Andrew to come with me, and we took a maintenance truck down to Lowe’s. It was a very manly truck. It was very dirty, filled with random tools (which were also dirty)…

  • Professor Optimism Quiz

    NEW ENTRIES! Scroll down to Edit March 22, 2011 for  Goetz, Welker, Eilers, Lynch, Michelson, Clifton, Dekker, Hartle, and Ballinger! Note: The following is NOT a transcript of actual interviews. It is a caricature of a few of my professors. Add your own to the end 🙂 Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Professor Latino,…