Tag: Funnies

  • The Purpose-Driven Boatwright

    “How old was Noah when he entered the ark?” My girlfriend thought it was an innocent question. How was she to know that it could unleash something so crazy? Really Weird Bible Stories Episode 2: The Purpose-Driven Boatwright Noah. Weird dude. Born in a wicked generation. Not even a murmur that he mighta protested their…

  • Really Weird Bible Stories That They Didn’t Tell You About In Sunday School.

    When I was growing up, I heard a ton of Bible stories. The Creation of the World, Adam and Eve and The Fall, Cain and Abel, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and Joseph and his coat of many colors… But I’ve recently discovered a few that I never really heard in church, Sunday School, or anywhere.…

  • Professor Optimism Quiz

    NEW ENTRIES! Scroll down to Edit March 22, 2011 for  Goetz, Welker, Eilers, Lynch, Michelson, Clifton, Dekker, Hartle, and Ballinger! Note: The following is NOT a transcript of actual interviews. It is a caricature of a few of my professors. Add your own to the end 🙂 Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Professor Latino,…

  • Fear Not

    It’s been a while since I last blogged about fear. Quite a while. The place was packed. I’d never seen this many people at Union Church, even close to Christmas. There were extra seats and everything, and even the extra seats were being filled – every single one. A few minutes after I arrived, they…